RED MEAT flogging further the feline fallen from the secret files of max cannon
As a gesture of peace, I've compiled a list of my 4,359,102 sins and will be taking it to the preacher as soon as I finish my morning delivery.
Honestly, I'm surprised to have fit it all onto the mere 718,283 sheets of paper in this stack you see before you.
The one with the tail sticking out the bottom? I guess that's 4,359,103, huh?
She's 4,359,096. I do have other houses on my route.
2001-05-02 22:13:25By herpules

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8I like Dan's 3. It's so dismissive.
8I really like this. The big numbers are sort of the point.
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7Yup. I like the finish. Preloggy
7Evil has no bounds. - gtd
7I like this. Vaca
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7...but that works out to just 5 or 6 sins per sheet.
6Heh. -PB
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6Sorry, my brain ain't wired for math jokes. --VX
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6Trim down and sharpen Karen for +1 or 2
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5Would be good, but as noted, the numbers ruin the flow.
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5might work better with smaller numbers--e.g., 400 sins, and the cat is 350 -FV
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5The numbers are too cumbersome for the joke to flow. DH
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4Almost funny, but the long numbers queer up the rhythm.
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