RED MEAT Seduced by the dork side of the farce from the secret files of max cannon
That's strange. I got a card from you in the mail today.
I saw this one and just had to buy it for you. I hope you like it.
"My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat...."
Keep reading.
"...When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!" I hate you, Milkman Dan.
<sigh> Another Hallmark moment.
2001-04-26 17:42:10By JohntheAuthor

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9Sweet!--SM5000
8Long live the dead kitten!
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8Nice take on a tired premise. Don't like the visible sigh.
8giggling commenced. -zm
8My favorite JohntheAuthor strip. (Temp)
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8Let's create this card company and have an IPO. Preloggy
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7nice-BP
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7Good Karen. Lose the sigh..crz
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7Welcome to the party. Hookers on the left, pizza Combos on the right
7i wish hallmark really had cards like that. Welcome, John. Vaca
7Awww. It's making me feel all sentimental.
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6Drop sigh for +1
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6solid -bbg
6--TRT
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6"Greeting cards for every occasion" sadly already too played out as a joke.
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6ages better than I thought. - gtd
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6"Many Happy Returns!"--HD
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5Timing is off.
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5Nothin'. --VX
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4Blech. "Flat" rhymes with "cat," saw right where this was going. -PB
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