RED MEAT Capybara chimichanga from the secret files of max cannon
Alright team! This is our big day. A lot of you men remember an easy victory over these weaklings last year, but the rules have changed.
Those whining pansies in the school board insisted we only play "touch" this year. So focus on making plays and completing passes. Use your footwork. And hell ... if the ref ain't lookin', tackle those sorry "ladies" anyway.
Prom only comes once a year. Make me proud!
2001-03-27 05:24:23By m_cammarano

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10Hell of a twist. Double-entendre city. --VX
10Best use of coach ever + surprising punchline = 10 -BN
10Bingo! --Hangdog
9Vintage Nick, but not quite perfect..crz
8this is the ultimate "not really about what you think it's about" strip
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8I wish my prom(s) had been like this. -Cap'n
8yesss...
8Well crafted #2 that works both ways.
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7Don't put "ladies" in quotes.
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7Not sure which "team" he's referring to, but nice 2. -PB
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7I like it... +1 for the tagline.
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7Such a satisfying concept, but I wish there were more punch at the end.
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7+1 on re-read
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6 --Opus
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6Agreed on the overuse of quotation marks
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6There's no ref at proms. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
6i like the twist
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6It's kinda ok, but "touch" implies groping, which would not be allowed either.
5Just the "prom" part is worth a joke...could trim 1 & 2
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5OK.--TRT
5bbg
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2Sort of telegraphed by the quotation marks in 2. -FV

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