RED MEAT Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausages from the secret files of max cannon
Mister, can you tell me why everyone is so mean to Johnny Lemonhead?
Believe it or not, Karen, a lot of men are actually jealous of Johnny. Back in high school, he stole a lot of girlfriends.
Really?
Yeah. I don't understand it myself, but somehow his physical differences allow him to please a woman like almost nobody else can. Guys are afraid to let their wives near him.
Then it's good I talked to you. Mom once said you were too big to get jealous about love.
That's one way to put it ...
2001-03-01 20:04:42By m_cammarano

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7I wouldn't say disturbing. but I would say funny. (Temp)
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7Disturbing imagery and cleanly executed. ~H
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6heh -bbg
6God, awkward wording...but it's worth it for the tag. --VX
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6Cheap punchline, but I love the fresh angle on JLH...
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6saved by Don's last line.
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6Karen's last baloon is a bit ackward.
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5Kind of a reach for the joke
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5Setup is promising, but dick joke punchline disappoints. -PB
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4I read Karen's 3 in the dirty way off the bat.
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4Johnny a stud, don't buy it
4Karen's last baloon got me lost.
4Just plot, and even that is missing something. Good tag in a weird way.
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2Man there are some bad comics on here.
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1Huh? --TRT

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