RED MEAT Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerant from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, the kids at school are telling nasty lies about mom!
How so, Junior?
They say she never washes and eats babies!
Well, son, when people say things like that, you should never be afraid to stand up straight and call them a liar, right to their face.
They say she's a serial killer who got off on a technicality!
A dignified silence might be best for that one.
2001-01-25 09:14:42By The Light In Chains

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9GREAT last line by Ted
9Classic -opus
9Perfect meat. --TRT
9Perfect Ted 3. --VX
9More out-loud laughing from office 261
9Laughed a good minute with this one -- Nuke
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8I really, really like that. Vaca
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8Excellent..crz
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8Panel 3 kicks ass -Cap'n
8last word ballon just kills me... - CC
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7Pretty good. -PB
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7Meaty
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7Panel #3 ate my baby
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7was mediocre till the last panel
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7A better last panel, but the schoolmates' accusations aren't quite right.
7Better! I'd drop the "eat's babies" part. Save the kicker for panel 3 (Pirate)
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6Better, except for the "eat babies" line. Preloggy
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5Panel #3 saves the day.
5heh. Dignified silence.
4Doesn't do much for me.
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4it's deja vu all over again

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