RED MEAT gelatin in your arterial wall from the secret files of max cannon
Your Eye in the Sky with traffic. The interstate is backed up for miles due to an overturned milk truck.
What's this? I can't believe it. Thousands of cats have converged on the area, but instead of lapping up the spilled milk, they're clawing and tearing at the injured milk man.
Oh, this is terrible, this is horrible. Oh, the humanity.
I love you Satan.
2001-01-15 09:37:28By Preloggy

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9wow. -FV
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8Karen alone is a feat
8Excellent but for Karen's #3. --VX
8Revenge? --TRT
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8Might actually be better with silent Karen #3
8Another terrible TPTP````` variation drops this from a 10
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7This is really well done.
7Karma, Red Meat style. -PB
7+2 for Karen revenge
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7This raised a chuckle. The radio guy could use !s, I think.
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6I agree with the 6 guy. That and a few !s would make it perfect.
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5nice imagary - still needs work.
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5Forced... Satan?
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5Oh the humanity? 1 Milk truck != Hindenburg
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5Excellent idea, -1 for Karen's last; nothing wrong w/ Satan, the line just sucks
5I love the premise, and really hate Karen's line
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4It's plot, GOOD plot even, but not a joke. Karen's last line needs work.
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