RED MEAT balderdash and cookie dough from the secret files of max cannon
Man, I love sperm banks.
You just tell them that you can't do it yourself and they send in a gorgeous nurse to help you out.
So is this your first time donating?
Oh, I'm not a donor. I'm your nurse.
2000-12-19 09:12:55By Preloggy

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9Classic! --TRT
8Good joke, but you could reword Steve's 3. Props for breaking the mold. --VX
8zing!
8Disturbing!
8Mighty meaty. Tam
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8ouch ....
8And that brings me to my next point kids, DON'T SMOKE CRACK!-Scullyman500
8heeheehee
8EEEEEAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
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7Gah!
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7Yaaaaahhh!
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6gross. really gross.
6Cute, but telegraphed in 2. -PB
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6Nice line from Steve.
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5Doesn't make sense that he would not realize
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5oh lord....
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4Surely uniform would give it away?
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