RED MEAT Father knows breasts. from the secret files of max cannon
You better hurry and get ready for baseball practice.
I'm not playing baseball anymore. I've taken up Ballet.
Ballet? You better not be turning queer on me!
Dad, I get to sit around and watch girls pull their legs up to their ears.
Phew! I'm glad you're just a normal kid.
Now could you help me into my leotard?
2000-12-17 21:56:32By Gar

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8Good Ted fathering - tam
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8It may be predictable, but it's good!
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7Lovely..crz
7Nice doubling back to the original joke; no capital in ballet
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7Why do I find jr's 3 so hillarious?
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7Ted a bit OOC given his peversions. But I like it anyway. --TRT
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7The last sentance made my stuffy nose empty onto my keyboard.
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63 could have WAY more punch, but still not bad. -PB
6-DB
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6Better Ted 3?
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6-FV
6-bbg
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6Ted Junior!
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6Ted's dialogue in panel 2 is juuust a little off for Ted.
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6good dialogue
6Good but Ted should have the last word
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6No...#3 doesn't work at all. --VX
5Binkley? Is that you?
5+2 for tag.
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5..eh.
5fast pacing kills it for me
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5Too predictable. -JM
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3Not any more funny than Jamie Lee Curtis talking about football.
3I don't see any joke here; only a justifiable explanation.
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