RED MEAT Filler Up with High Octane from the secret files of max cannon
Father, will you marry me and this toaster?
I'm afraid that God would never approve of such an unholy union.
Well, can you reccomend a good toast abortion clinic?
Don't they have Planned Parenthood at Radio Shack?
2000-11-10 19:13:10By Preloggy

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9I'm bumping this up one. Awesome. Vaca
9"Toast abortion clinic" is so f'in goofy I had to give it +1 -Cap'n
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8This really hit me on a reread. (+1) Spellcheck.
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7Legalize abortion; cut the business of back-alley garbage disposals. --VX
7Padre 3 could be much better
73 is outta friggin' nowhere. -PB
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6Not bad, but the silent panel doesn't work particularly well..crz
6I think it would be funnier with p #1 as p #2 (like he was considering it )-cm
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6Two ms, instead of two cs! Yeah leave out padres third.
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6Mr. Bix's #3 is all that's needed, no response.
6what the hell is the kid gonna loke like?
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5Probably would be better without Priest's 3. -FV
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5Funny idea. The last line needs work.
5bix3: "So how do I get the toast to pop out?" -bbg
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5A better padre 3 would do wonders here
5Sp. in 3. --TRT
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5Padre's last drags it down, and more misspellings
5Should it be bread abortion (toast=adult)?
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5sorta a diesel sweeties reject, innit?
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